亚洲美女色吊丝

Chapter 935: Little Apple, little tangyuan, little milk tea (1)

It was as if Lin Jiage’s acupoints had been struck, and his entire body suddenly froze.

Three seconds later, he raised his head and looked at Shi Yao, “Yaoyao, this joke isn’t funny at all. Look at me, I’m almost scared to death by you...”

As he spoke, he lowered his head and tried to kiss Shi Yao once more.

But before he could do anything, Shi Yao, who was already prepared for this, snatched the test results from her bag and threw them at Lin jiage’s face, “Take a look for yourself...”

Lin jiage touched his cheek, which had been slightly scratched by the paper, and lowered his head to take a look at the few pieces of paper before him. Then, with a perplexed expression, he reached out to pick them up one by one.

After reading the first piece of paper, he frowned slightly.

After reading the second piece of paper, his frown deepened even further.

After reading the third piece of paper, his eyebrows knitted tightly together.

After reading the fourth page, just as he had said, his face turned completely soft..

Shi Yao pushed Lin jiage away in satisfaction. She sat up and tidied up her clothes, then calmly admired the man’s completely petrified appearance, waiting for him to regain his senses.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... five seconds, ten seconds... Thirty seconds, sixty seconds..

By the time Shi Yao had counted to seventy seconds, Lin Jiage was staring at the final test report in his hand. He blinked a few times before staring at the test report with a stiff expression for a few more seconds, only then did he raise his head to look at Shi Yao and say, “Yaoyao, you’re getting more and more cheeky. Your joke is getting bigger and bigger. Honestly, how much did you spend to forge these test reports?”

Forge a banana peel!

Without a second thought, Shi Yao kicked Lin Jiage’s knee, “Lin jiage, what do you mean by this? You’re not going to admit your debt to Little Apple, are you?”

Lin jiage groaned in pain before looking at Shi Yao with innocent eyes. perplexed, he asked, “Little Apple?”

“That’s right. I really wanted to eat an apple just now, so I named the child in my stomach little apple...”

Lin Jiage:”...”so soon, the baby already has a nickname?

Seeing that Lin Jiage wasn’t speaking, Shi Yao spoke up once more, “Lin Jiage, what do you mean by you’re not speaking? Don’t you welcome little tangyuan?”

Lin Jiage:”? ? ?”

This time, before he could react, Shi Yao took the initiative to speak up, “I wanted to eat tangyuan again just now, so I decided to change the baby’s nickname to Little Tangyuan...”

Lin Jiage:”...”this name really changes so quickly. What if I can’t keep up with the pace?

“Lin Jiage, why aren’t you saying anything? Don’t tell me you think that little milk tea isn’t your child?”

Lin Jiage:”...”Little Milk Tea? In the blink of an eye, he wanted to drink milk tea again, so he changed his name to Little Milk Tea?

This time, Lin Jiage didn’t dare to wait for Shi Yao to speak, so he hurriedly replied, “No...”

He felt as if everything was just a dream. He pinched his thigh discreetly, and only after feeling a sharp pain did he look at Shi Yao, with an incredulous expression, he asked, “Yaoyao, are these test results real?”

Shi Yao finally heard a decent sentence, and she nodded in agreement.

“So, Yaoyao, you’re really pregnant?”

“I’m going to be a father?”

Lin jiage muttered under his breath for a moment before recalling that he was going to spend the next ten months chatting with Shi Yao under the blanket. He immediately blurted out, “It’s over!”